

51 Different WaysHere before you are 51 things to do with bubble gum. [Other than the conventional way of chewing it and blowing bubbles] - Sticking it to the shoe of someone you hate. - Make a bomb [if you're McGiver]51 Different Ways
- Use as a clown nose - Patch a hole - Stick in someone's hair for giggles - Excuse for why you're bald - To lasso a group of gummy bears - Feed bacteria on your teeth - Fix a recorder [Instrument] - Use as tape - Screw up a DVD player - Break a laptop - Spoil a book - Ruin a dish of food - Make a monster - Scare small children - Blind a voodo


Seven YearsI'm seven. we're taking our yearly vacation to Rehobeth Beach. The beach itself is a sandy wonder. It's soft and smooth unlike Ocean City's, which acts like it got knocked up by some trash and now the ocean has morning sickness, launching seashells and bottle caps onto the gritty sand. Anyway, my mother and I are playing Frisbee on the safe sand of our beach. She tosses the disc and at that precise moment, the wind decides that it wants to play as well. The red circle flies high and I run backwards, my tiny legs trying to overcome a force of nature.Seven Years
Suddenly, the ground disappears from beneath my feet and I fall into N


EhhhYears of tasting strangers' breath Now a distance of blonde hair's breadth The laughter will cost you The tears are for free The world sure has changed But hey so have we And He's got His plans All's well in the end As long as he puts you In my arms againEhhh


EhhhhhIt'd be real Romantic of me To tell you you drive me crazy But that just wouldn't be honest 'cause the real crazy truth is You drive me sane And it's a long drive 'cross some crazy terrain The Earth spins around us at Over a thousand miles per hour Never mind the Universe But you're that little central point on a compass That I still don't know what to call And you're the valedictorian at beauty school Who gives my life blonde highlightsEhhhhh


AngstcoreJack 1. a device used for lifting and support, 2. a man or men in general, 3. a male animalAngstcore
They call me Jack the Ripper and I'm on the Run Say my name like It's a swear word They called me Voldemort Didn't know that I heard Them saying it Them saying shit Like high school girls Man fuck the world You're a cut above That paper says so So why am I the one Taking the high road?
They call me Jack Kerouac and I'm on the Road Burn the books Burn the witch Burn the boys Burn the girls And set fire to the

| That's right, I'm a gay robot. |
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Tentaspy's total rape talley: 900,000 and counting~
Remember, all Evil Flippy wants is a hug.
I am a proud Pyro-Medic!
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are now at war.
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-Newmansan
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are now at war.
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The Doctor: This is my Timey-Wimey Detector. It goes ding when there's stuff.
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I wish I could have it, but I never will. The one secret I will never spill, forever to sit in the back of my mind, until the day I pass...
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are now at war.
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The Doctor: This is my Timey-Wimey Detector. It goes ding when there's stuff.
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Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning...
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Oh, and one more thing.
Read. Mah. Poetr...ah?
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are now at war.
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i'm a million different people from one day to the next.
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