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51 Different WaysHere before you are 51 things to do with bubble gum. [Other than the conventional way of chewing it and blowing bubbles] - Sticking it to the shoe of someone you hate. - Make a bomb [if you're McGiver]
- Use as a clown nose - Patch a hole - Stick in someone's hair for giggles - Excuse for why you're bald - To lasso a group of gummy bears - Feed bacteria on your teeth - Fix a recorder [Instrument] - Use as tape - Screw up a DVD player - Break a laptop - Spoil a book - Ruin a dish of food - Make a monster - Scare small children - Blind a voodo 51 Different Ways
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Seven YearsI'm seven. we're taking our yearly vacation to Rehobeth Beach. The beach itself is a sandy wonder. It's soft and smooth unlike Ocean City's, which acts like it got knocked up by some trash and now the ocean has morning sickness, launching seashells and bottle caps onto the gritty sand. Anyway, my mother and I are playing Frisbee on the safe sand of our beach. She tosses the disc and at that precise moment, the wind decides that it wants to play as well. The red circle flies high and I run backwards, my tiny legs trying to overcome a force of nature.
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EhhhYears of tasting strangers' breath Now a distance of blonde hair's breadth The laughter will cost you The tears are for free The world sure has changed But hey so have we And He's got His plans All's well in the end As long as he puts you In my arms again Ehhh
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EhhhhhIt'd be real Romantic of me To tell you you drive me crazy But that just wouldn't be honest 'cause the real crazy truth is You drive me sane And it's a long drive 'cross some crazy terrain The Earth spins around us at Over a thousand miles per hour Never mind the Universe But you're that little central point on a compass That I still don't know what to call And you're the valedictorian at beauty school Who gives my life blonde highlights Ehhhhh
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NANOWRIMO BITCHES!

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 3:08 PM

It's that time of year again! The time where all us writers become even more irritable and anti-social than we already are and hunch over our keyboards, typewriters, and steno pads, trying to finish this thing. NaNoWriMo is a wonderful ass of a challenge that's given to us every November. We have 30 days to write a 175 page novel, or 50,000 words. Last year I failed. Miserably. But this year I'm going to do better! I've already started and you can too. It's free. By the by: NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month and you can track my progress and read my novel right here~ [link]

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Mood: Exhilarated
Listening to: Boy Band by Son of Dork
Reading: Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins
Drinking: Hot Chocolate

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Current Residence: I'm with Carmen Sandiego and Waldo's love child. I dare you to find me.
Interests: Trying to write, listening to pretty sounds, sleeping, reading, watching vintage horror movies
Favourite movie: It changes every hour on the hour.
Favourite band or musician: It changes every time the song does.
Favourite genre of music: Anything but rap.
Favourite poet or writer: Neal Shusterman, Scott Lynch, Stephen King
Favourite style of art: Metal sculptures
MP3 player of choice: Websites.
Shell of choice: A Concert Shell
Skin of choice: Trasnparent
Favourite game: Kirby Avalanche >.>''
Personal Quote: Surely you boys can do simple sums, one plus one equals don't fuck with me.
Tools of the Trade: Any means necessary.

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~kurautora Oct 31, 2009, 7:37:10 AM

Danke for the favs~

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I am a proud Pyro-Medic!

~oOImperfectionistOo Oct 31, 2009, 9:21:12 AM

You're welcome

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~newmansan Oct 25, 2009, 5:43:53 PM

I'm glad you liked my demotivational poster. Give my gallery a look-see. I imagine you'll find others you like.

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~oOImperfectionistOo Oct 26, 2009, 2:23:39 PM

I shall, I may even add you to my watch list >.> You're quite amusing XD

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~newmansan Oct 26, 2009, 2:59:27 PM

Thanks, I try.

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~Moriko-Akatsuki-fan Sep 14, 2009, 4:50:06 PM

Thanks for the fave.

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